It's late, I'm tired, and this is what you get.
artwork by Londjet
I look up, see her in the kitchen. Suddenly it occurs to me I haven't eaten this morning. "Fix me some breakfast, baby."
Ten minutes later I'm at McDonald's. I give the kid on the other side of the counter my order, then I ask The Question. "Can you biggie size that?"
"Shur.... That all?"
"Yep." I'm on a roll now. Feeling good.
"We're giving you the senior discount on that coffee."
Rot in hell, punk. "Thanks."