It's late, I'm tired, and this is what you get.



artwork by Londjet



I look up, see her in the kitchen.  Suddenly it occurs to me I haven't eaten this morning.  "Fix me some breakfast, baby."






Ten minutes later I'm at McDonald's.  I give the kid on the other side of the counter my order, then I ask The Question.  "Can you biggie size that?"


"Shur.... That all?"


"Yep."  I'm on a roll now.  Feeling good.


"We're giving you the senior discount on that coffee."


Rot in hell, punk.  "Thanks."



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